Champagne for My Real Friends

I now understand runners...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:36:02 -0500

went for a jog (I haven’t ran since high school and don’t ever plan to again) to try to get all my frustration out from the lovely events that happened yesterday. And surprisingly it made me feel better. I sweated out all the bad and am fully ready for this week.

"If you run, you might lose. If you don’t run, you’re guaranteed to lose."

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:32:11 -0500

“If you run, you might lose. If you don’t run, you’re guaranteed to lose.”

- Jesse Jackson (via quote-book)

I rode on his shoulders in a parade when I was 6.

whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: He’s is so, so, charming. There’s...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:27:27 -0500

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

He’s is so, so, charming. There’s just no other word for it. He’s got that confident, dapper, classically handsome thing going for him - and it’s got us completely going.

Oh, my, Gawd. His EYES. Those gorgeous, sparkling, seductive blue eyes that turn your legs into mushy goo. I mean, is there anything more beautiful than a man with dark hair and light eyes? NO. No there isn’t. And with glasses on? Jizzzzzz!

Doesn’t he look like he jumped clean out of an Italian Renaissance painting? The body, the chiseled face, the always perfect, wavy hair? We’ll just go on the assumption that his penis is bigger than the men of that era seemed to have though because shit, wouldn’t that ruin the fantasy…

Watch a little bit of his new show, White Collar. It does nothing but fuel those intense fantasies about life with Matthew as our personal boy toy. I mean he reads (and what’s hotter than that?!), sometimes with no shirt on, he rocks the fuck out of some suits as you see above, and manages to consistently prove that he’s smarter than the entire FBI. All while looking like this. Gooodddaammnnnnn.

Score one million for the gays - you’re some lucky bastards to have this one on your team! We don’t mind sitting back and watching, while probably masturbating furiously but be careful: we’re just biding our time and there’s nothing wrong with holding out hope that one of us will be the chick that makes him say, “hey! These vaginas - they’re not so bad!” It could happen you know…

oh sex and the city you always make me feel just right.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:20:28 -0500

Carrie: I do not pick the wrong guys. They pick me.
Miranda: So what, you’re like a flystrip for dysfunctional men?
Carrie: Yeah, but one of those really pretty floral scented ones

This weekend was supposed to be relaxing...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:56:05 -0500

My event is one week away. I’m stressed out and needed this weekend to be the calm before the storm of “hell week”. It has been everything BUT that.

Last night I worked late and when I got home I was busy/nervous picking out an outfit for today’s central park date (I pick everything out the night before for anything).

Today was just horrible. If you say I’ll meet you at 3 and at 3 you say ‘I’m near’ I’m going to think you’re 10 minutes away. Obviously I was wrong with that - sat outside in the cold for an hour just to be stood up because he was “tired” so he “took a nap.” (side note: from now on I would like to wear a sign anytime I go out saying
“If you are 1. a douchebag 2. stupid 3. going to be really nice and sweet but end up being #1 and/or #2 4. going to fuck with my head - don’t talk to me.”)

Tomorrow, while I don’t know how it will turn out I’m already pissed. I know I have a bunch of errands to run and if I didn’t have my time wasted today they would have already been done and I could have enjoyed the day.

"I took a nap. I was tired"

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:59:29 -0500

… NEXT!

what the fuck happened to me today?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:09:05 -0500

the low down:
was supposed to meet guy from Halloween at central park fountain @ 3 (plans made yesterday). Got there @ 3 and texted “are you here already?” because it was crowded and I didn’t feel like wandering like an idiot. He immediately replied “I’m near” so I sat and waited figuring he’d call/text when he actually got there. Well 3:30 rolled around and I wanted to know what “near” meant since it obviously wasn’t that close. No response. Waited 15 more minutes and then peaced the fuck out of there.

at first I was just shocked and had no clue what the fuck just went down. then while walking home I got angry, very very angry. so I texted “if you didn’t want to go out you could have just said so - no need to waste my time.” no response. then frustration kicked in so I called friends. 1st friend said fuck him go out and find another guy tonight. 2nd friend said maybe something horrible happened, especially since I’m usually good at knowing the douche bags when I see them and didn’t think this guy was a douche at all.

So here I am drinking wine called the Smoking Loon (funny because I’m currently angry and crazy), doing laundry and being the official crazy girl hoping the boy who stood me up got hit by a fucking bus and that is why he didn’t show.

I am making this week end on a good note myself

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:05:50 -0500

bottle of wine and delivery of a greasy burger and fries

What a way to end an already shitty week.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:08:45 -0500

seriously. if you didn’t want to go out you could have just fucking said that. you wasted my fucking time.

date in central park ...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:38:14 -0500

wish me luck!

inothernews: The snow plows are ready on Canal Street in...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:13:47 -0500

inothernews:

The snow plows are ready on Canal Street in Manhattan.

I may be the only person who loves winter. I can’t wait for it to snow … ice is another story.

BOOTLEG!!!

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:29:49 -0500

inothernews:

evangotlib:

I used to be able to sleep really late on weekends. Not so much anymore. Meh.

On the bright side, going to see Patton Oswalt at Town Hall tonight.

Sleeping late on the weekends for me means 8:30am. Sucks to be grown up.

I got hit in the face by a Yankees Fan.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:41:50 -0500

Brian Williams on 30 Rock

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:30:44 -0500

LOVE IT!

it is 100% absolutely ridiculous how tired i am right now.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:50:14 -0500

kgb79: (via fuckyeahbabies) SPAGHETTI BABY! okay that is cute.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:26:47 -0500

kgb79:

(via fuckyeahbabies)

SPAGHETTI BABY!

okay that is cute.

heresthething: robot-heart: pinkpolkadots:goodeggs I laughed...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:06:57 -0500

heresthething:

robot-heart:

pinkpolkadots:goodeggs

I laughed out loud. twice.

heresthething: smores pizza um yes.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:03:29 -0500

heresthething:

smores pizza

um yes.

shit. the parade goes right by my office - Friday is going to be a bitch to get to work.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:45:25 -0500

I just want baseball season to be over.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:33:19 -0500