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what the fuck happened to me today?
the low down:
was supposed to meet guy from Halloween at central park fountain @ 3 (plans made yesterday). Got there @ 3 and texted “are you here already?” because it was crowded and I didn’t feel like wandering like an idiot. He immediately replied “I’m near” so I sat and waited figuring he’d call/text when he actually got there. Well 3:30 rolled around and I wanted to know what “near” meant since it obviously wasn’t that close. No response. Waited 15 more minutes and then peaced the fuck out of there.
at first I was just shocked and had no clue what the fuck just went down. then while walking home I got angry, very very angry. so I texted “if you didn’t want to go out you could have just said so - no need to waste my time.” no response. then frustration kicked in so I called friends. 1st friend said fuck him go out and find another guy tonight. 2nd friend said maybe something horrible happened, especially since I’m usually good at knowing the douche bags when I see them and didn’t think this guy was a douche at all.
So here I am drinking wine called the Smoking Loon (funny because I’m currently angry and crazy), doing laundry and being the official crazy girl hoping the boy who stood me up got hit by a fucking bus and that is why he didn’t show.
22 hours agoI am making this week end on a good note myself
bottle of wine and delivery of a greasy burger and fries
23 hours agoWhat a way to end an already shitty week.
seriously. if you didn’t want to go out you could have just fucking said that. you wasted my fucking time.
1 day ago