Champagne for My Real Friends

I'm so awesome

its 7:30 in my pajamas and ready for bed.  Peace out cub scouts!

Oct 1st

only 45 more minutes until soup, sweat...

Oct 1st

Ugh I hate when the sun hit the exact spot I am laying in.  I am too lazy and feel like crap to move...

Sep 30th

“How utterly shitty is the iPhone on AT&T in the New York...”
— Apple Genius Bar: iPhones’ 30%...

Sep 30th

snickerdoodle: jordanreid: A couple of weeks ago I met a...

Sep 30th

Home Sick

would be much better if someone else was warming up a bowl of soup for me.  

Sep 30th

So I’ve got 2 ideas for a Halloween costume. #1 On A...

Sep 30th

October is the month for fun and travel

Last week started my month long weekend travel spree.  Since I felt like death this morning tonight...

Sep 30th

Lunch

- cup of tea - cold meds - saltless saltines - Super C drink mix I feel and look like shit.  I...

Sep 29th

pantsblog: Here is a dog riding another dog who is swimming...

Sep 29th

Pumpkin

snackgirl: I am really kind of in love with this list of cozy autumn items that Amanda put on her...

Sep 29th

Not that kinda Gay

Sep 29th

fuck. I can't swallow without a huge...

Sep 29th

Manly man needed

for when scary ass bug that has 20 billion legs is not squashed by my flip flop.  I run.  Manly man...

Sep 29th

lexaxnan: brilliantinemortality: falseeeyelashes: ...

Sep 29th

Tuesday nights. Unlimited champagne. Sabered...

Sep 28th

“Some of the young people currently being outfitted for...”
— whoa. perspective. Bob...

Sep 28th

learning more about what I did Saturday...

Sep 28th

Right now I am full of anger and hate

… for no good reason.

Sep 28th

Stomach:  I hate you Me: I know.  I treated you like shit yesterday and now I’m paying for it....

Sep 28th

I want.  NOW.  Anyone who brings me pizza wins a prize.

Sep 27th

It isn’t a secret that I have a major crush on Brian...

Sep 26th

Friday Night

Not even 11 and I’m in my pjs ready to catch some zzzs. I’m not being lame, I have a...

Sep 26th

You guys, I do apologize. Last night I...

notthatkindagay: I said “I need a blo-jay.” I shouldn’t have said that. I was drunk. It was wrong...

Sep 25th

“It will be legend-wait for it… and I hope you’re...”
— Barney - How I Met Your...

Sep 24th

I made this tonight.  It is FUCKING AMAZING!  Find out how...

Sep 24th

I'd like to know where the models in...

Sep 24th

Life would be so much easier if I never...

Sep 24th

Just hit my head on my closet doorknob. ...

This is also why the women in my office (who loves Twilight) calls me Bella.

Sep 23rd

Joss Stone has a new cd coming out in...

If you don’t listen to her already go to iTunes right now and download that shit.  Its...

Sep 23rd

pieces of my Halloween costume arrived today.  I’m...

Sep 23rd

“I’ll punch a baby, I don’t care!”
— Barney, HIMYM (via kgb79) Um...

Sep 22nd

nightmare

last night dreamt that I gave birth to twins Waverly and Water and I mistakenly left them on a plane...

Sep 22nd

I'm finally accepting the fact that I...

Sep 22nd

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

by the Drifters just came across my iTunes randomly and it made my heart smile.  I love fall and...

Sep 21st

Neil Patrick Harris should host every...

Sep 21st

yup.

Sep 21st

Are JT glasses for real?

Cause if they are, hot damn!  

Sep 21st

How I Met Your Mother

I’ve wanted to get into it for a while now.  Neil just makes that urge 100 times more.  But...

Sep 21st

theotherjen: Public service announcement! Liz Claiborne...

Sep 20th

Things Currently in My Bed

- 2 bottles of h2o - cup of tea - bowl of dark chocolate m&ms - bottle of advil - ice pack (I no...

Sep 20th

Dear Screaming Child on the Corner of...

SHUT THE FUCK UP!   Thank you, Liz

Sep 20th

Oh I'll be staying in bed ALL day

Sep 20th

Things I've learned from last night

1. Not everyone is 100% sold on the idea of the to-go 2. NYC makes it so easy to fulfill those late...

Sep 20th

Neighborly love

I love my neighbors.  They’re pretty nice and chill.  I love the fact that they’re in...

Sep 19th

Growing up

Most of my friends are growing up by buying houses, getting married and saving cash.  I’m...

Sep 19th

mail goggles on google

I forgot I added this lab onto my account to make sure I didn’t send any regrettable e-mails...

Sep 19th

vneckandacardigan: michellegajkowski: mashimaro: Peanut...

Sep 18th

I just ordered a captain's hat and an...

Sep 18th

oh hello stabbing pain behind my left...

Sep 18th

baseball weekend

Papa Bear got me 2 free tickets to the Mets game this Saturday and possibly 2 more for Sunday.  I...

Sep 14th

I know I've grown up when ...

I don’t give a crap about the VMAs.  Granted I don’t have cable but even if I did I...

Sep 14th

bed at ten o'clock on a Saturday night? ...

I think so.  Hell week is coming up and I need to get back on a schedule.  

Sep 13th

I love getting my teeth cleaned. Going...

I’m 100% serious.

Sep 12th

Question for Friday Night Lights fans

So I just finished season 2 and started season 3  - I don’t understand how they can jump from...

Sep 10th

Goldilocks is giving up

I bought this dress twice.  1st one was too big.  So I went to buy the size down, of course they...

Sep 9th

Kyle Chandler is perfection.  I loved him on Early Edition...

Sep 4th

Eggs

I’m so tired/stressed/frustrated with work that I am totally out of it.  So out of it that I...

Sep 3rd

Vodka is the devil.

(via notthatkindagay) you obviously don’t know shit.

Sep 3rd

meredithnyc: icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: The Avett...

Sep 3rd

elizablr: This morning, while driving to work and passing...

Sep 3rd